Top 20 Dragon Ball Abridged Moments #7

Don't worry, I didn't forget about this countdown, the holiday season just ended up being a lot busier for me than I anticipated. Anywho, on with the countdown.

During his conquest of countless planets, the evil Lord Freeza had developed a bit of a hobby in keeping track of how many times he's heard certain heroic lines from would-be freedom fighters. Such lines include "We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people", "This has gone on long enough" and "We will F*ck your Face." (Twelve times on that last one.) However, one thing Freeza wasn't prepared for was the likes of Son Goku. 7. I'm 'a Deck you in the Schoz!

Freeza is to fighting guys like Vegeta, full of bravado and pride that will inevitably be crushed by the overwhelming power of their superior. What someone like Freeza couldn't possibly prepare for is some happy go lucky idiot who just wants to fight him for fun. So, when Goku pops up and loudly declares his intentions to punch Freeza in the face with a dopey grin on his face, he just doesn't know how to react to it. The banter between Goku and Freeza is some of the funniest in the series, with Freeza growing increasingly frustrated by Goku's idiocy, but for me, the funniest bit was when Goku finally found a hero line that Freeza had never heard before.