Top 20 Dragonball Abridged Moments #11

I... don't have a lengthy introduction for this one, I think it pretty much speaks for itself.

11. He keeps Hitting me in the Dick!

Those movie villains keep hitting Goku and Vegeta in the dick! Why, why do they keep hitting Goku and Vegeta in the dick? The hell if I know, but hot damn is it funny! Regardless of how high or low brow you prefer your humor, the universal truth of comedy will always be: A shot to the daddy marbles will never not be funny. The joke started in the second Cooler movie where Metal Cooler squared off against Vegeta, culminating in the Saiyan Prince getting kicked really hard in the groin, complete with a lovely rendition of Ave Maria playing in the background. The villain then proceeded to repeat this action at least a thousand more times. Later, in the Android 13 movie, the powered up Android 13 visited the same torment upon Goku, however, this time, the blow to the nether regions was so hard that it actually altered the very fabric of the space time continuum and caused Goten, Goku's yet to be born son, to temporarily cease to exist. Come to think of it, I think we may have just stumbled upon the reason why Bulla, Vegeta and Bulma's second child, has yet to be seen or heard from in Dragon Ball Super. Regardless, I don't think I need to explain why these scenes are funny. Team Four Star has shown they can pull off sophisticated comedy in the past, but sometimes, all the joke needs to be is a simple punch to the dick, just make sure you have plenty of Senzu Beans.