Top 20 Dragonball Abridged Moments #13

Oh Goku. He may be one of the most beloved characters in anime history and a strong and powerful champion of the Earth, but he is also… dumber than a stump… by a substantially wide margin. So great is Goku’s ignorance in fact that he failed to realize that there has a correlation between the birth of his first son Gohan and the wild, angry sex he has with his wife, Chi-Chi. In fact, it’s implied that while Chi-Chi was pregnant with Gohan, Goku was under the impression that Chi-Chi was hiding cinnabons under her shirt. However, even Goku cannot remain ignorant forever.

13. Sex Makes Babies!

When the villainous Cell announced that his tournament to determine the fate of the world would take place in one week, Chi-Chi decided to use that week to its fullest. And so began days on end of Goku and Chi-Chi banging like a pair of horny jackrabbits. Remember, Goku has faced off against killer robots, ancient demons and evil space tyrants, but even with that in mind, his wife’s insatiable sexual appetite was too much for the super saiyan to handle. So, finally, he confessed that he was way too exhausted to keep going. It is here that Chi-Chi announced that she was already pregnant, confusing Goku to no end. Leading to a great scene where a very shocked and disturbed Goku pops in on his old friend Bulma to reveal the “news” that sex does, in fact, make babies.

This actually comes to us from the most recent episode of Dragonball Abridged, and it’s an example of how TFS has improved with each passing episode. Here’s hoping that they continue to get better as time goes on. However, speaking of Chi-Chi, join us in our next entry when we find out just how nuts Goku's wife can be.